The Stragetic Defence and Security Reveiw (SDSR)

Ministry of Defence. Head of the British Army General Blackadder’s Office

Capt George Coltburst St Barleigh (ADC):

"Right Sir just got your copy of the The Stragetic Defence and Security Reveiw (SDSR)
http://www.direct.gov.uk/prod_consum_dg/groups/dg_digitalassets/@dg/@en/documents/digitalasset/dg_191634.pdf?CID=PDF&PLA=furl&CRE=sdsr
General Blackadder:

"Thanks George, lets see what the idiots have come up with this time......
so they are going to de-commission the Ark Royal - something the the Spanish Amada, Kaiser Bill, Hitler and the Argentinians could not achieve, a load of pen pushers have finally finished her off.

HMS Ark Royal

Well I suppose we have the new Aircraft carriers.........
we only need one..so we are building two because a lunatic signed an agreement to save jobs which just happened to be near his constituency

Can it get any worse...................
The Harrier fleet is being withdrawn so there are no aircraft available till 2020 !!!

Capt George Coltburst St Barleigh (ADC):

"Sir, if Aircraft Carriers have no aircraft does that mean they become plain old Carriers"

Private Baldrick:

"I have a cunning plan....we could let the French planes use them"

General Blackadder:

“Baldrick

Private Baldrick:

“General B”

General Blackadder:

"get me two pencils, a pair of underpants"